Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense

From Fresh Dictionary

These are the things that happen in the course of editing which would not normally merit a page, but it gives a chuckle to know they do happen.

Pussyistic

When a contributor of dubious repute tried to create an entry for pussyistic, I googled to see what would come up. Google, in its attempt to see if my request was an error, asked me if I meant pessimistic. Eclecticology

Channel

(Internet) In IRC, a ??? that is named and based upon digital distinction as opposed to analog distinction.

cheeseware

Cheeseware. /n/ CHEEZ' waer. From the latin, cheezium discusticum. Software characterized by a generally low quality nature not unlike Velveeta or string cheese. Often presented as legitimate quality software or used as enticement as a fair exchange of your hard earned bucks. Example, "Don't bother with that disk, it's just cheeseware."

Jolly Fun Pack

See this subpage, as it's a bit large.

cartozoology

The science or practice of discovering and studying animals outlined paradigmatically by street layouts as they appear on maps, especially with reference to physical evidence of the animals’ presence in the corresponding terrain.

See this website for more information :)

kakkahätä

This is all completely wrong, kakkahätä mean need to go poop

Scrabble flirting

flirting with a Scrabble opponent by writing flirtatious words on the board.

rm nd mnky

Rum and monkey - now vowel free

edit rm nd mnkey - nw vwl fr

damp squib

octopus like creature sitting in a shower with a blocked nose

Mcbridean logic

A term used to describe a system of quarderay binary logic used in aspects of quantum computing. The system is based on the existance of four states 1, 0, not 1 and not 0. The system requires not 0 to be not equivalent to one and for not 1 not to be equivalent to 0, while not 0 and not 1 may or may not be equivalent.

Wunch

A group of people working in the banking industry.

For example

"What an annoying wunch of bankers"

From reek

This dodgy edit on Wiktionary reeks of User:Wonderfool

shitpipe sherrif

Imagine for a moment, that you REALLY are they sherrif of a shitpipe! Imagine! How fanciful! Would you have a deputy? Would you arrest those who enter?

stitious

The act of using rituals to appease nature.

In example,

I was so stitious that I will never walk underneath a ladder.

Contrary to popular belief, the word SUPERSTITIOUS is not analogous to the word stitious. SUPERstitious is equivalent to being EXCESSIVELY or OVERLY stitious.

badass

A person who defines supreme confidence, nearly divine abilty, and a frequent disregard for authority. Very few badasses live in the current era, but are portrayed frequently in the media. The difference between the standard badass and a regular hero (or villan, bad guys might, reasonably enough, actually have an easier time being badass) Take James Bond, for example. He is not a badass. He acts out of loyalty, he is not particularly capable, and he is just a tad bit too perfect to be a badass. Dirty Harry is a badass. He has absolutely no loyalty to anone except his own version of justice. He kills anyone who even bends said rules, and does it without anything even resembling restraint. He is also completely devoid of fear. Villans can be badass, but it works differently for them. Take Darth Vader, for instance. He is not particularly badass, because he has this complex loyalty thing going on. However, Vicous from cowboy bebop is a badass, because he doesn't care if its his own mother who's crossing him, he'll kill him/her anyway. Oddly enough, evil badasses often come off as strangly aristocratic, as their uncaring actions and dignified personalities combined with the standard perfect grooming and flowing garments of any good archvillan gives them a rather regal aura.

ఊపిరితిత్తులు

chinese or japanese or egyptian or alien or some asian writing

rambling

English

Noun

rambling

1. Walking outdoors over hills n stuff

Adjective

rambling

1. Starting concisely and clear, then later losing consistence and ending up being just a whole lot of words shoved together to try to give something a bit of a definition, but ultimately ending up as a difficult-to-follow meaning, kinda like a transgressive stream-of-conciousness style. And normally "rambling" has connotations that mean you end up talking off-subject, and missing the whole point of what you originally came there for. You know what I mean? It's like waffling or gesticulating or whatever you wanna call it, and should definitely be clamped down on. Hmmm, ah yes, I'm meant to be writing a definition of rambling, aren't I...that's my job as lexicogrpaher innit. Nah, I think SB can write better definitions than me. I just ramble and piss him off when I define English words. Sorry SB, ;0.

Usage note

Rambling is very bad for use in essays, and probably just as bad for writing concise dictionary definitions of words.

Spin bowler

== European ==

1. A spin bowler is the bowling in the game of cricket.

Zonino

(1) An incorrect text message prediction (by some mobile phone T9 dictionaries) for "Woohoo!", an oft cried exultation by Homer Simpson, which has since passed into everyday language. The word is now used as a direct substitute for woohoo.

If so, then may I coin a word "Barehed", an incorrect txt message prediction for Cardiff, which I always encounter? --Dangherous 17:11, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

(2) An up-and-coming UK-based band, as yet unsigned. Imagine New Order, the Bravery and Oasis had a big fight on Embrace's keyboards while Muse and the Doves stood on the sidelines shouting "barney! barney!". They took their name from (1) above in April 2003 and regretted being the first to tell the world..

doped

Noun

1. A driver of a moped who is on dope

Expanded

Adjective

this definition needs to be expanded. --Expurgator t(c) 18:29, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

obfuscate

1. To ascertain the true definition of the verb obfuscate, one must search deep into the pool of linguistic anomalies which we refer to colloquially as the English language (or alternatively just English, if we wish to be concise). This language, although used by millions of people, has no single definitive form (although traditionally, the original English spoken natively in the British Isles (otherwise known as Great Britain and The United Kingdom, although these terms technically refer to different entities) could be considered authoritative. However, there are many different dialects spoken throughout even these lands, leading to differing opinion as to the true definition and acceptable usage of any given word or phrase). This leads us to the conclusion that there actually is no definition of the verb obfuscate, and maybe the whole concept of language is inappropriate. Of course, given the evolution of language as it occurs currently, the word obfuscate will almost certainly cease to exist reasonably soon. Taking these rather important factors into consideration, one might observe that we could help advance the evolution of language now, by refusing to accept this word as part of the English language.

   It is possible that with some deliberation a panel of experts may concur that the above 'definition' is actually in itself a well-formed example of obfuscation.

hithimto

1. Masculine form of hitherto, for use in talking about masculine subjects; something up to that time that was masculine (or more masculine than feminine).

I'll be a monkey's uncle

1. My sibling is pregnant with a non-human primate

See also

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